Waz up Homi??

Dear Homie,

I know you been trying really hard to make your own mark, but to be frank I am quite disappointed the way things have come out. It's kind of disturbing so have to let you know.

I am not an ardent fan, but yes i do occasionally watch Bollywood movies and also run-of the mill stuff. But the Movie i watched last.... sets the bottomest pit mark ever. and the movie i am talking about is "Cocktail".

First:
Who the hell came with such weird name, and i couldn't figured out... i mean i know... even though relationships do gets complicated but Cocktail seriously that's the best you got?


Second:
Cast:

Saif: I respect you a lot but if its your production doesn't to mean to you need to take budget heroines no offense Deepika and other lady( Did some pay her finally?)

Deepika: I loved your laugh, but would you mind not doing every time you blurp a dialogue and i know you trying to be peppy and  showing who cares attitude....but i thought you acted dumb blonde who dyed her hair black( no offense blondies you guys rack...... i mean rock)

the other lady:
Yeah i guess you must have been thrilled shooting in London and Capetown...next time pl visit Anupam's Kher acting classes or take take tuitions at Boman's place...

Third,
Script: What happend to good old fashioned script where i can relate to scene1 and scene 2 and so on...were the script writers underpaid? I mean there was no story?? Guys even Dhobi ghat was better documented? Scene1  Saif enters the room ( Deepika laugh)
Scene 2 Saif says HI..(Deepkia laugh)
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Scene 345: Saif proposed to other lady..(Deepika laugh)

Last but not the least
Songs:
The soul of any Bollywood movie is ripped apart with below average scenes? How can you go wrong with songs isn't that our best part..what happened to background score? Anu Malik i guess won't mind provided you let him be a raging bull in Korean/Japanese/Nepalese music shop.

I didn even enjoy my snacks..that's the worst 150 bucks I ever spent on any movie..

Homie u need to do your home work...crap sells but smells too...

The D factor!

Stereotypes dates…Some Caveats

There are three kinds of women u need to be bewaring of. And you’ll get to know it in first date itself.

The first kind is giggling women: She is the one who bedazzles you with her smile and laufs..and u pat yourself on the back thinking finally my humor is working…but then u realize that those giggles are not with you…but @ u…damn…heart break…u realize that she is finding u so funny that she doesn’t care if you are cracking good jokes or not..Is it my big nose, did I fart in between?…She even expects to you pull a rabbit out of your butt and say tadaa!!!...

The second kind is the senti girl or as I put HEHE girl high in estrogen highly emotional girl….u call her for a first date and she starts with short autobiography of her daily routine and why she is late and what all hassles she faces every day..how the auto fares have shot up beyond sanity…and how her parents are strict and how her little brother is fighting for entrance exams and her elder sister is still unmarried….how the boys in the hood ogles at her every time she makes an entry or exit…but all this time u wonder shucks all I asked her ….Do u need some water?

The third kind is d Girl of your dreams with face killing 4 and with eyes ….on your wallet!!….yeah to impress her u do every possible thing ….take a shower for instance go to saloon get a nice hairdo….make sure u fix a date a day next u get your paycheck…pick her in a nice car…When she sits …You just can take your eyes of her do you now! ….and she also but off different reasons….You keep on listening to her coz u being mute can’t speak do ya now…she starts off with how pampered she has been all through her childhood and the first word she spoke was Barbie instead of daddy….She has penchant for boutiques..And some of fashion gurus adores her as darling…she never expects a man to be perfect….only he should have salman’s biceps with face of Sahid..With eyes of Sharukh…with height of Abhishek…and charm of Aamir…..and of course with pay packet of Bill gates..oh yes he also should be partly active charity events….and ah there u think of Berlin number Take my breath away….away and my pay…Its high time guys…. wake up and tell her that The Merc which u drove her into this fancy restaurant is rented….and you are in bad debt..coz every single nickel u owe it to your friends coz they helped you out to make this day special….Better gay than pay...For her…..For rest of your life….