The D factor!

Stereotypes dates…Some Caveats

There are three kinds of women u need to be bewaring of. And you’ll get to know it in first date itself.

The first kind is giggling women: She is the one who bedazzles you with her smile and laufs..and u pat yourself on the back thinking finally my humor is working…but then u realize that those giggles are not with you…but @ u…damn…heart break…u realize that she is finding u so funny that she doesn’t care if you are cracking good jokes or not..Is it my big nose, did I fart in between?…She even expects to you pull a rabbit out of your butt and say tadaa!!!...

The second kind is the senti girl or as I put HEHE girl high in estrogen highly emotional girl….u call her for a first date and she starts with short autobiography of her daily routine and why she is late and what all hassles she faces every day..how the auto fares have shot up beyond sanity…and how her parents are strict and how her little brother is fighting for entrance exams and her elder sister is still unmarried….how the boys in the hood ogles at her every time she makes an entry or exit…but all this time u wonder shucks all I asked her ….Do u need some water?

The third kind is d Girl of your dreams with face killing 4 and with eyes ….on your wallet!!….yeah to impress her u do every possible thing ….take a shower for instance go to saloon get a nice hairdo….make sure u fix a date a day next u get your paycheck…pick her in a nice car…When she sits …You just can take your eyes of her do you now! ….and she also but off different reasons….You keep on listening to her coz u being mute can’t speak do ya now…she starts off with how pampered she has been all through her childhood and the first word she spoke was Barbie instead of daddy….She has penchant for boutiques..And some of fashion gurus adores her as darling…she never expects a man to be perfect….only he should have salman’s biceps with face of Sahid..With eyes of Sharukh…with height of Abhishek…and charm of Aamir…..and of course with pay packet of Bill gates..oh yes he also should be partly active charity events….and ah there u think of Berlin number Take my breath away….away and my pay…Its high time guys…. wake up and tell her that The Merc which u drove her into this fancy restaurant is rented….and you are in bad debt..coz every single nickel u owe it to your friends coz they helped you out to make this day special….Better gay than pay...For her…..For rest of your life….