Waz up Homi??

Dear Homie,

I know you been trying really hard to make your own mark, but to be frank I am quite disappointed the way things have come out. It's kind of disturbing so have to let you know.

I am not an ardent fan, but yes i do occasionally watch Bollywood movies and also run-of the mill stuff. But the Movie i watched last.... sets the bottomest pit mark ever. and the movie i am talking about is "Cocktail".

First:
Who the hell came with such weird name, and i couldn't figured out... i mean i know... even though relationships do gets complicated but Cocktail seriously that's the best you got?


Second:
Cast:

Saif: I respect you a lot but if its your production doesn't to mean to you need to take budget heroines no offense Deepika and other lady( Did some pay her finally?)

Deepika: I loved your laugh, but would you mind not doing every time you blurp a dialogue and i know you trying to be peppy and  showing who cares attitude....but i thought you acted dumb blonde who dyed her hair black( no offense blondies you guys rack...... i mean rock)

the other lady:
Yeah i guess you must have been thrilled shooting in London and Capetown...next time pl visit Anupam's Kher acting classes or take take tuitions at Boman's place...

Third,
Script: What happend to good old fashioned script where i can relate to scene1 and scene 2 and so on...were the script writers underpaid? I mean there was no story?? Guys even Dhobi ghat was better documented? Scene1  Saif enters the room ( Deepika laugh)
Scene 2 Saif says HI..(Deepkia laugh)
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Scene 345: Saif proposed to other lady..(Deepika laugh)

Last but not the least
Songs:
The soul of any Bollywood movie is ripped apart with below average scenes? How can you go wrong with songs isn't that our best part..what happened to background score? Anu Malik i guess won't mind provided you let him be a raging bull in Korean/Japanese/Nepalese music shop.

I didn even enjoy my snacks..that's the worst 150 bucks I ever spent on any movie..

Homie u need to do your home work...crap sells but smells too...

Peek-a-Loo !

Women folks if u want to know the kind of guy your dating, have someone to tell you how they react when they relieve themselves. Yeah, the way they behave during their expulsion of liquid waste tells u a lot about a man about their most inner feelings and also how big his bladder is? just in case u want to know :-)

The first genre of Men as I call them RAPID FIRE men They barge in the restrooms as if they are answering the questions in the rapid fire round. They don’t care if they hit or miss...they still want to go for it. They take the pee so seriously as if they are in some who pees first competition and they want to create a fastest record which even Bolt will think twice before breaking it. Yeah they make theirs so fast as if people will be waiting outside the restrooms with flowers in their hand as they have found their new champion. They are high in self esteem, very ambitious and walk with shoulders high and fly open and oh! they wet their shoes more often than not.

The second are most common I call the THINKING MAN…they arrive in the restrooms with the eerie in their steps and think a lot which cabinet to take. And they ponder a lot over a 2 min process and damn don realize that people behind them are cursing him coz he finished his and still standing….don know for what???…those men will visit the restrooms as someone visits the ashram in search of truth and their purpose on heavenly earth…..they think their 2 min of break will open up the answers he was seeking whole his life….Wake up brother!!!! You are not only giving hard time to your bladder but also guys standing behind you…these guys are creative, casual and very open-minded and most off the time end up relieving themselves in public restrooms coz they cannot afford their own J

The Third species are the rare one…they are PINBALL MACHINES…they think it’s a game out here. With their antics of up and down…they just finding their rhythm to hit the jackpot….One word Guys Vegas is your destination…maybe u can make your fortune over there…..Their walk in the restroom in the their iconic swagger tells that they want power more than anything else and that includes their bladder too. If they get a chance they will break the cabinet with their stream and often flings their male baton like a baseball player is aiming for home-run. They are usually belong to business and politics and they think they can start conversation anywhere, even in the restroom, too bad guys nobody gives a penny what you think about, Just pee-off.