Thursday, July 19, 2012

Waz up Homi??

Dear Homie,

I know you been trying really hard to make your own mark, but to be frank I am quite disappointed the way things have come out. It's kind of disturbing so have to let you know.

I am not an ardent fan, but yes i do occasionally watch Bollywood movies and also run-of the mill stuff. But the Movie i watched last.... sets the bottomest pit mark ever. and the movie i am talking about is "Cocktail".

First:
Who the hell came with such weird name, and i couldn't figured out... i mean i know... even though relationships do gets complicated but Cocktail seriously that's the best you got?


Second:
Cast:

Saif: I respect you a lot but if its your production doesn't to mean to you need to take budget heroines no offense Deepika and other lady( Did some pay her finally?)

Deepika: I loved your laugh, but would you mind not doing every time you blurp a dialogue and i know you trying to be peppy and  showing who cares attitude....but i thought you acted dumb blonde who dyed her hair black( no offense blondies you guys rack...... i mean rock)

the other lady:
Yeah i guess you must have been thrilled shooting in London and Capetown...next time pl visit Anupam's Kher acting classes or take take tuitions at Boman's place...

Third,
Script: What happend to good old fashioned script where i can relate to scene1 and scene 2 and so on...were the script writers underpaid? I mean there was no story?? Guys even Dhobi ghat was better documented? Scene1  Saif enters the room ( Deepika laugh)
Scene 2 Saif says HI..(Deepkia laugh)
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Scene 345: Saif proposed to other lady..(Deepika laugh)

Last but not the least
Songs:
The soul of any Bollywood movie is ripped apart with below average scenes? How can you go wrong with songs isn't that our best part..what happened to background score? Anu Malik i guess won't mind provided you let him be a raging bull in Korean/Japanese/Nepalese music shop.

I didn even enjoy my snacks..that's the worst 150 bucks I ever spent on any movie..

Homie u need to do your home work...crap sells but smells too...





1 comment:

Anusia said...

I have seen the movie but I did not find their work as bad as you are saying.