Peek-a-Loo !

Women folks if u want to know the kind of guy your dating, have someone to tell you how they react when they relieve themselves. Yeah, the way they behave during their expulsion of liquid waste tells u a lot about a man about their most inner feelings and also how big his bladder is? just in case u want to know :-)

The first genre of Men as I call them RAPID FIRE men They barge in the restrooms as if they are answering the questions in the rapid fire round. They don’t care if they hit or miss...they still want to go for it. They take the pee so seriously as if they are in some who pees first competition and they want to create a fastest record which even Bolt will think twice before breaking it. Yeah they make theirs so fast as if people will be waiting outside the restrooms with flowers in their hand as they have found their new champion. They are high in self esteem, very ambitious and walk with shoulders high and fly open and oh! they wet their shoes more often than not.

The second are most common I call the THINKING MAN…they arrive in the restrooms with the eerie in their steps and think a lot which cabinet to take. And they ponder a lot over a 2 min process and damn don realize that people behind them are cursing him coz he finished his and still standing….don know for what???…those men will visit the restrooms as someone visits the ashram in search of truth and their purpose on heavenly earth…..they think their 2 min of break will open up the answers he was seeking whole his life….Wake up brother!!!! You are not only giving hard time to your bladder but also guys standing behind you…these guys are creative, casual and very open-minded and most off the time end up relieving themselves in public restrooms coz they cannot afford their own J

The Third species are the rare one…they are PINBALL MACHINES…they think it’s a game out here. With their antics of up and down…they just finding their rhythm to hit the jackpot….One word Guys Vegas is your destination…maybe u can make your fortune over there…..Their walk in the restroom in the their iconic swagger tells that they want power more than anything else and that includes their bladder too. If they get a chance they will break the cabinet with their stream and often flings their male baton like a baseball player is aiming for home-run. They are usually belong to business and politics and they think they can start conversation anywhere, even in the restroom, too bad guys nobody gives a penny what you think about, Just pee-off.