Not alone!!

31^st December 2010

It’s exactly what a loser will do at 12 am at night… You might be wondering why I am neither with friends nor at party or the hell outside my house something and not in front of my laptop. Well, I need sometime alone nah! I just can’t afford to be outside I am too poor to celebrate. But the real question do you need friends or company or family to celebrate> i believe we are conditioned to believe that without company we are unable to express the inherent feelings. The insularity somehow eludes when the celebrations are discussed. I may sound like a preacher but Do you really miss you$? miss being you? What completes you? Does the presence of others gives solace to your eternal joy and happiness? What if if no one but you survive on the entire earth? How will you keep yourself sane? We never have thought beyond the purview of our myopic vision. We spend so many hours with others but you. I know being alone sometimes sounds creepy. But if you take some time out of unbound jib jab. You will listen to your own voice. Happy New Year

The Other Side of the Good

Today, I saw myself frown again,

Today, the world seems so mean and disgust,

Today, my anguish knew no bounds,

Today, I went where I shouldn’t trespass,

Today, I saw humanity naked and dreadful,

Today, I met friend in devil,

Today, I saw goodness breathing last,

Today, I met his eyes with vile and lust,

Today, my soul shackled and aghast,

Today, my head looms in impunity,

Today, my hand shakes in insanity,

Today, I read his last words, “G b y”

Today, I know it’s not “God bless you” but ”Good bye”

Today, I pray for the lost soul,

Today, I saw the last laugh of good again.

This poem is dedicated to the unknown Man , who accidently found my wallet lying on the road and kept with him. Of all the myriad of people, he kept my wallet and kept me informing to calm down. When I met him two things shocked me, his gentle smile and his evil and lustful look on almost naked bodies. My first and last visit to Dance Bar/Brothel ( I pray).

Date: 22 August

Peek-a-Loo !

Women folks if u want to know the kind of guy your dating, have someone to tell you how they react when they relieve themselves. Yeah, the way they behave during their expulsion of liquid waste tells u a lot about a man about their most inner feelings and also how big his bladder is? just in case u want to know :-)

The first genre of Men as I call them RAPID FIRE men They barge in the restrooms as if they are answering the questions in the rapid fire round. They don’t care if they hit or miss...they still want to go for it. They take the pee so seriously as if they are in some who pees first competition and they want to create a fastest record which even Bolt will think twice before breaking it. Yeah they make theirs so fast as if people will be waiting outside the restrooms with flowers in their hand as they have found their new champion. They are high in self esteem, very ambitious and walk with shoulders high and fly open and oh! they wet their shoes more often than not.

The second are most common I call the THINKING MAN…they arrive in the restrooms with the eerie in their steps and think a lot which cabinet to take. And they ponder a lot over a 2 min process and damn don realize that people behind them are cursing him coz he finished his and still standing….don know for what???…those men will visit the restrooms as someone visits the ashram in search of truth and their purpose on heavenly earth…..they think their 2 min of break will open up the answers he was seeking whole his life….Wake up brother!!!! You are not only giving hard time to your bladder but also guys standing behind you…these guys are creative, casual and very open-minded and most off the time end up relieving themselves in public restrooms coz they cannot afford their own J

The Third species are the rare one…they are PINBALL MACHINES…they think it’s a game out here. With their antics of up and down…they just finding their rhythm to hit the jackpot….One word Guys Vegas is your destination…maybe u can make your fortune over there…..Their walk in the restroom in the their iconic swagger tells that they want power more than anything else and that includes their bladder too. If they get a chance they will break the cabinet with their stream and often flings their male baton like a baseball player is aiming for home-run. They are usually belong to business and politics and they think they can start conversation anywhere, even in the restroom, too bad guys nobody gives a penny what you think about, Just pee-off.

The D factor!

Stereotypes dates…Some Caveats

There are three kinds of women u need to be bewaring of. And you’ll get to know it in first date itself.

The first kind is giggling women: She is the one who bedazzles you with her smile and laufs..and u pat yourself on the back thinking finally my humor is working…but then u realize that those giggles are not with you…but @ u…damn…heart break…u realize that she is finding u so funny that she doesn’t care if you are cracking good jokes or not..Is it my big nose, did I fart in between?…She even expects to you pull a rabbit out of your butt and say tadaa!!!...

The second kind is the senti girl or as I put HEHE girl high in estrogen highly emotional girl….u call her for a first date and she starts with short autobiography of her daily routine and why she is late and what all hassles she faces every day..how the auto fares have shot up beyond sanity…and how her parents are strict and how her little brother is fighting for entrance exams and her elder sister is still unmarried….how the boys in the hood ogles at her every time she makes an entry or exit…but all this time u wonder shucks all I asked her ….Do u need some water?

The third kind is d Girl of your dreams with face killing 4 and with eyes ….on your wallet!!….yeah to impress her u do every possible thing ….take a shower for instance go to saloon get a nice hairdo….make sure u fix a date a day next u get your paycheck…pick her in a nice car…When she sits …You just can take your eyes of her do you now! ….and she also but off different reasons….You keep on listening to her coz u being mute can’t speak do ya now…she starts off with how pampered she has been all through her childhood and the first word she spoke was Barbie instead of daddy….She has penchant for boutiques..And some of fashion gurus adores her as darling…she never expects a man to be perfect….only he should have salman’s biceps with face of Sahid..With eyes of Sharukh…with height of Abhishek…and charm of Aamir…..and of course with pay packet of Bill gates..oh yes he also should be partly active charity events….and ah there u think of Berlin number Take my breath away….away and my pay…Its high time guys…. wake up and tell her that The Merc which u drove her into this fancy restaurant is rented….and you are in bad debt..coz every single nickel u owe it to your friends coz they helped you out to make this day special….Better gay than pay...For her…..For rest of your life….